Do you see yonder cloud, that’s almost in the shape of a camel?
By the mass, and ’tis like a camel indeed.
Methinks it is like a weasel. It is backed like a weasel.
Or, like a whale? Very like a whale.
Thus sometimes hath the brightest day a cloud.
Many thanks to Bill Shakespeare for once again providing such an excellent guest post.
There is the sort of physical and permanent art, well known genres like painting, sculpture, or some such, and then there is the ephemeral conceptual sort of performance art. And after never being exposed to conceptual art (unless you count those 60’s be-ins), I have recently been to two of this type of event.
What are you looking at? Why it’s part of a multiple lens camera obscura image of a flowing creek, so the image is upside down. The artist had manufactured the camera obscura out of plasticized black cardboard, binder clips, nylon fabric, blackout cloth and lenses ingeniously working together to make this ephemeral piece.
Flip the image around and it makes perfect sense. And it was only there for a limited time, it’s gone now.
And then there was this performance today, which involved a San Francisco artist and free beer (but only one beer, sadly). I must say that this was a more interesting piece than the previous one in this gallery, which involved real and fake hair going up a wall. And it did get a rather large turn out, the room was full of chattering people instead of the more usual echo of one’s own footsteps.
My one lonely beer was served by this nice young man. He was tonight’s guest bartender, serving up this Mexican beer. He writes about food and drink for the local free newspaper and seemed to be happy to be part of the event. And I suppose that I was happy to be there too.
Well there I was having another art day and I had ended up at a rather swanky hotel. The hotel was having a plein air day with a number of their artists who show at the gallery out and about painting the scenery at the hotel. As I was leaving I stepped out of the front entrance and saw her.
What you can’t see in the picture is that she is quite near the front portico, with lots of valets and doormen standing around. There were a few tourists milling about as well. She calmly was trimming the shrubbery and enjoying the tender freshly planted flowers that come from the hotel’s own greenhouse.
And after a hearty meal like that one needs a bit of a lie down.
And perhaps a little scritch to make one’s self completely comfortable.
And if one cared to memorialize the day, and one had several thousand dollars just rattling around in one’s pocket, one could purchase something like this bronze deer, available to buy right there in the hotel gallery. Or perhaps some other wildlife art to remember encountering the fauna of Colorado right outside the fancy hotel lobby.
Sprouting up like mushrooms after a rain (not that we have had much in the way of rain), why it’s the tents of a local art festival. It’s a chance for starving artists to meet with the tight-fisted public, and perhaps flog a little art on this beautiful sunny day. (For some reason there was no dinosaur art represented, go figure.)
And the fair is located at a downtown park, usually empty. But for today the park’s main attraction is a giant rotating circle that sprays water onto children (no dogs allowed) and perhaps a stray pterodactyl or two.
Hey Pteri, I think that you really need to do something about that breath.
Perhaps a small treat will do the trick. Yes, that’s better.
What’s that on stage right now? It’s Pteri pretending to be the star of the show. However you slice it, Pteri is certainly the best pterodactyl of the day.
Hey wait a minute! That looks like a traditional teahouse from Tajikistan located right behind Pteri. (I know, who knew such a thing was possible?)
And here is the beautiful interior. Oh Pteri, quit clowning around and sit down at the table.
My father always said (well not always, he did also say other things) “straighten up and fly right”. And I suppose that this is good advice for any pterodactyl too.
And the reward is a lovely cup of chai tea, just like they make in Tajikistan, wherever that might be.
Pterodactyls grow up and love to explore new places. So on this day Pteri decided to see the university town to the north. And it is worlds away from our comfortable city, in more ways than one.
This town has a large pedestrian mall that replaced the old heart of the former business district, so once one finds a spot to park, it’s a great place for people watching. And what sort of people does one find?
Well gosh, we don’t have any of these (a guy balancing on chairs while keeping up a continuous line of blather in the hope of some donations from the crowd) around here. We don’t even usually have crowds.
And we especially don’t have any of these, which was apparently a dance? troupe of half naked men. They certainly were dancing to the beat of their own drum.
But there are also art galleries everywhere. And pterodactyls have a well known (at least to me) affinity for art.
No Pteri, I know that looks like food, but you can’t eat it (it wouldn’t be very tasty for one thing, and it probably costs a bomb). So we had better stop for now and find some place to have a snack. (To be continued.)